Joke 9 Red Skelton Good Hand Shake

Admirer: Mr. Red Skelton I am great admirer of you. Can you give me a good handshake?
Mr. Skelton: No. I just I will give you my hand and it will shake by itslef.

Red Skelton was commedian before he died.
He was old.

http://www.tv.com/shows/the-red-skelton-show/

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Sherifview Joke 8 The Red Lingerie

Young lady: I dreamt an awful dream yesterday
Friend: What it was?
Young lady: A big fire in the house and every one ran outside
Friend: and what else?
Young lady: I was in my beautiful lingerie and all men were staring at me.

Joke 7 Sherifview How Old Are You?

Police taking a report
Police: How old are you Nadia?
Nadia: I am 27
Police: What year you were born?
Nadia: blah, blah, blah
Police: According to waht you sai dyou are 32
Nadia: I am 27 and you figure out what year I was born?

Joke 6 the teacher the book says that

The student: teacher why this is the answer?
The teacher: because the book says that.

Sherifview Joke 5 Go Get It

You are very aggressive and bully "Go Get it".

Joke-4 The Englishman and Nuns in Ireland

An Englishman visited Ireland. When he went to Dublin every where he went he met Nuns. He got tired of it. In the parks, movie theaters, in restaurants and everywhere else.
He went to his hotel and decided to leave the country and while he was leaving his hotel he met a group of nuns. He got angry and shouted loud "every place I go I see nuns" then he asked them "Is there any place I can go and not see nuns"? The nuns told him "He can go to hell".

Englishman Nuns Dublin Joke-4 Sherif Monem

Indian Women Say 99 Times Joke Number 4

Indian Women Say 99 Times No Before They Say "Yes"

Funny phrases

The beating will continue till you stop crying
I love you to death.
Including me out.
The beach is so noisy and crowded that hardly anybody want sto go there any more.

Sherifview Joke number 2 "The Rabbi and his Temple Congregation"

Rabbi and his Temple Congregation
A rabbi has a love of telling jokes, this upset lot of Jewish in his congregation, however, when the Christians heard about this rabbi, who tells good jokes they started to attend.
Soon after, there were more Christians than Jews who attend the temple.

A Greek Philosopher Joke

A Greek Philosopher said "the Greeks are liars".