Humor

The cost of burial and funeral is so high that I am afraid to die.

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Have you stopped lying Joke-15

The Judge tells the defendent "Have you stopped lying"?
The defendent: Yes.

Crazy Copts Story Doctor Mary Mother of Jesus

The Last Warning Husband yells at his wife joke $777$

The husband tells his wife this is the 55th warning and last one if I come home and see you with another man in bed.

Husband You Scared Me Joke $777$

Husband enters the house he discovers a man in his wife bed room and yells loud at her. She told him why so loud you scare me. The husband answers back every time I come home and find you with a man I will scare you.

Abdullah Joke 12 Egypt Do you hear me?

In Egypt the night watch guard of a television repeater station was called by the supervisor engineer on walkie talkie.

Engineer: Abdullah you been sleeping during your shift
Abdullah: I do not hear you sir, Beh
Engineer: you been sleeping during your shift


Abdullah: I do not hear you sir, Beh

Engineer: You still do not hear me?   Abdullah: No sir   Engineer: I will come after noon to give you your salary   Abdullah: Thank you sir, Thank you sir.

Sherifview Joke 11 Make Your Mind

The people say that "you can not make your mind"
is this true?

answer:  yes and no.