نكته ياغبى

شويه ماشيين واحد مر جنبهم وقال انت ياغبى بعدين واحد من الشله رد عليه واال له انتا بتؤلى  يا غبى

مرات الغوريلا

واحده وحشه الناس يبقو يبصولها وبعدين يؤللها انتى وحشه فراحت جنينة الحيوانت فلما راحت عند مرات الغوريلا لإيتها عماله تبص فيها و تبص فيها بعدين هيا زعلت وعليت صوتها وآلت ل مرات الغوريلا وانتى يعنى اللى حلوه اوي؟

واحد مدرس حساب اشتغل محامى

واحد مدرس حساب اشتغل محامى راح عند القاضى وقال القانون ينص وبعد شويه قال ياتلت ياروبع

Disagree with you 180 degrees Humor Joke by Sherif Monem

Some guy to his friend "Do you know I  disagree with you 180 degrees".

The friend, Yes, but do you know, I disagree with you even more, twice as more by 360 degrees.

The Englishman and The Nuns in Ireland Joke-30 Sherif Monem

An Englishman visited Ireland. When he went to Dublin every where he went he met Nuns. He got tired of it. In the parks, movie theaters, in restaurants and everywhere else.
He went to his hotel and decided to leave the country and while he was leaving his hotel he met a group of nuns. He got angry and shouted loud "every place I go I see nuns" then he asked them "Is there any place I can go and not see nuns"? The nuns told him "He can go to hell".

I Do Not Know IDK Sherif Monem

You are fifth person person who tell me "I  do not know" when I ask what is IDK means. I do no know why people do not know and no body tell me?

Humor Christmas party

Secretary addressing Mr. Goldwyn: "We are taking a list of people who will attend our Christmas party?", will we include you?
Mr. Goldwyn: please Include me out.