Abdullah Joke 12 Egypt Do you hear me?

In Egypt the night watch guard of a television repeater station was called by the supervisor engineer on walkie talkie.

Engineer: Abdullah you been sleeping during your shift
Abdullah: I do not hear you sir, Beh
Engineer: you been sleeping during your shift


Abdullah: I do not hear you sir, Beh

Engineer: You still do not hear me?   Abdullah: No sir   Engineer: I will come after noon to give you your salary   Abdullah: Thank you sir, Thank you sir.

Sherifview Joke 11 Make Your Mind

The people say that "you can not make your mind"
is this true?

answer:  yes and no.

You Idiot Humor Joke

Some group of people were walking in the street when some one yelled "you idiot". Some one soon turned towards him and angrily said "Are you calling me idiot"?