Joke number ten "Nice Looking Young man" Skin Dipping Humor Joke

A lady was at the swimming pool when a young man jumped the fence skin dipp in the water, jump back the fence and ran away. The lady called 911. The dispatcher told the lady he is very sorry for what had happened. The lady asked if somebody can catch him. The dispatcher asked the lady "how this guy looks like?" The lady answered "a nic elooking young man".

Joke 9 Red Skelton Good Hand Shake

Admirer: Mr. Red Skelton I am great admirer of you. Can you give me a good handshake?
Mr. Skelton: No. I just I will give you my hand and it will shake by itslef.

Red Skelton was commedian before he died.
He was old.

http://www.tv.com/shows/the-red-skelton-show/

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Sherifview Joke 8 The Red Lingerie

Young lady: I dreamt an awful dream yesterday
Friend: What it was?
Young lady: A big fire in the house and every one ran outside
Friend: and what else?
Young lady: I was in my beautiful lingerie and all men were staring at me.

Joke 7 Sherifview How Old Are You?

Police taking a report
Police: How old are you Nadia?
Nadia: I am 27
Police: What year you were born?
Nadia: blah, blah, blah
Police: According to waht you sai dyou are 32
Nadia: I am 27 and you figure out what year I was born?

Joke 6 the teacher the book says that

The student: teacher why this is the answer?
The teacher: because the book says that.

Sherifview Joke 5 Go Get It

You are very aggressive and bully "Go Get it".