The Last Warning Husband yells at his wife joke $777$

The husband tells his wife this is the 55th warning and last one if I come home and see you with another man in bed.

Husband You Scared Me Joke $777$

Husband enters the house he discovers a man in his wife bed room and yells loud at her. She told him why so loud you scare me. The husband answers back every time I come home and find you with a man I will scare you.

Abdullah Joke 12 Egypt Do you hear me?

In Egypt the night watch guard of a television repeater station was called by the supervisor engineer on walkie talkie.

Engineer: Abdullah you been sleeping during your shift
Abdullah: I do not hear you sir, Beh
Engineer: you been sleeping during your shift


Abdullah: I do not hear you sir, Beh

Engineer: You still do not hear me?   Abdullah: No sir   Engineer: I will come after noon to give you your salary   Abdullah: Thank you sir, Thank you sir.

Sherifview Joke 11 Make Your Mind

The people say that "you can not make your mind"
is this true?

answer:  yes and no.

You Idiot Humor Joke

Some group of people were walking in the street when some one yelled "you idiot". Some one soon turned towards him and angrily said "Are you calling me idiot"?

SherifView Joke Lying

The judge to the defendent: Are you going to stop lying?
Thdefedent: Yes.

Joke number ten "Nice Looking Young man" Skin Dipping Humor Joke

A lady was at the swimming pool when a young man jumped the fence skin dipp in the water, jump back the fence and ran away. The lady called 911. The dispatcher told the lady he is very sorry for what had happened. The lady asked if somebody can catch him. The dispatcher asked the lady "how this guy looks like?" The lady answered "a nic elooking young man".