The Englishman and The Nuns in Ireland Joke-30 Sherif Monem

An Englishman visited Ireland. When he went to Dublin every where he went he met Nuns. He got tired of it. In the parks, movie theaters, in restaurants and everywhere else.
He went to his hotel and decided to leave the country and while he was leaving his hotel he met a group of nuns. He got angry and shouted loud "every place I go I see nuns" then he asked them "Is there any place I can go and not see nuns"? The nuns told him "He can go to hell".

I Do Not Know IDK Sherif Monem

You are fifth person person who tell me "I  do not know" when I ask what is IDK means. I do no know why people do not know and no body tell me?

Humor Christmas party

Secretary addressing Mr. Goldwyn: "We are taking a list of people who will attend our Christmas party?", will we include you?
Mr. Goldwyn: please Include me out.

Humor

The cost of burial and funeral is so high that I am afraid to die.

//

Have you stopped lying Joke-15

The Judge tells the defendent "Have you stopped lying"?
The defendent: Yes.

Crazy Copts Story Doctor Mary Mother of Jesus

The Last Warning Husband yells at his wife joke $777$

The husband tells his wife this is the 55th warning and last one if I come home and see you with another man in bed.